Friday, October 17, 2008
Today was a good catch up day, although I wish I would have gotten a little more done than I did. I slept in a little bit, if 9:30 counts, and then caught up on three days worth of journaling and posting it on my blog. After that, I did a bit of research for a spontaneous day trip to Brighton that I am planning for tomorrow. Wrote a paper, an article for the Pointer, and half of my 3000 word research paper for history. I guess looking back it was pretty productive, but I just want all of this homework to be done so that I don’t have to worry about it for the rest of the semester. It is great that we know all of our assignments now, and can complete them, really, at our own pace. I would prefer to have them done sooner than later.
I will conclude today’s post with an e-mail that Noah sent to me. I have amazing friends, just throwin’ it out there. I love you guys!
Dear diary,
today was a hard day. I have been having some strange dreams lately (true story) many of them have been frightening.
So I was walking in the park late at night(start of fake story) after a scary dream, and I saw something amazing. There was a lake and in the lake was a glowing snake, a snake with a rake, and for goodness sake, a picture I did take! But the picture was blurred and the snake was absurd and I yelled out one word, then it dissaperd (demarion style). But i continued to walk and I walked by a hawk I walked down to the dock and I saw me a crock! Crocs live in Australia and in other parts, but crocodiles have the tenderest hearts. So I asked him a question and yes only one, have you seen my dear Jenny, she lives in London? The croc smiled at me and gave me a wink, "she sounds like a winner, least that's what I think." and I must admit that I did have to pee, but I held it and smiled and said, "I agree".
Now the best way to london as many will know, is not all that fast but surely not slow. You must pass all the forests, the trees and the hills, the bats with four wings and the ducks with two bills. And after all that and all the scary thrills, you must take only one of my magical pills. If you take two, who knows where youll go, but to get to london just take one fo sho. So i travelled to london and got there on time, but to miss my friend jenny would be such a crime. I stopped at a pub to drink me a beer, cuz only with beer can I truly think clear. Its sort of like pooh, but he thinks with honey, and I think with beer and with food and with money.
So i thought really hard and realized i was in a big tub of lard. I screamed and I stretched and I reached for the side, and finally i gave up and thought that I'd died. But in reached a hand, so soft and so clean, i was lifted from the lard as if pulled from a dream. and I looked at my savior and too my surprise she had to beautiful jenny-esque eyes.
Then I looked closer and what did I see, a jenny-esque face staring at me! With a jenny-esque voice and a jenny-esque bod, I thought to myself this is very odd. Then the heavens shined down as her mouthed opened up, I hoped for CPR but had no such luck. But what came next, was just as fine, she said, "my dear noah, its been a long time!" that jenny -esque hair and that jenny-esque face, was the real true jenny in this very place!
And with the joy of a school girl, and the strength of a child, I picked up a chair and threw it half a mile! Excitement ran through me, and oh it was great, then I woke up and realized "OH CRAP I AM LATE"
So dear diary, please do not let my professor be mad at me for such an awesome dream!!
-Noah J Martin
Friday, October 17, 2008
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